What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 02:33

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?
He : Tea ?
I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)
Why am I not getting any atheists to debate with? Are they scared?
By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.
Me : I don't drink coffee also
He : Btw, you're really pretty.
I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?
I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.
Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!
What's your take on Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind? How has it affected you?
He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?
Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!
Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).
If Jesus was crucified by Governor Pontius Pilate, why does the Quran deny his death?
Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!
Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?
He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.
Are there girls here who like group sex?
I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.
He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.
Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?
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Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.
I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.
I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).
Me : Because it's month of August.
Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.
Me : No
What is it like to have an insanely beautiful girlfriend?
Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)
He : I'm 24.
He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?
Is it true that Jehovah's witnesses once thought the world would end in 1975?
Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.
He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!
P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.
He : So, are you seeing someone?
By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.
Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.
He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?
Me : Thank you.
He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?
What do you remember that 95% of us have forgotten?
I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.
Me (a little confused) : I don't know
Me : Sure.
Do other British people agree that the UK should reconquer Ireland?
He : Then let's have some coffee
Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.
Me : I don't drink
He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?
He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.